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In the car:
“Mama. You have to leave birds and bunnies alone, right? Cause squirrels are WILD ANIMALS. Right? And they can BITE YOU.”
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Me: “Mmm I like pizza. Do you, Liam?”
Liam: “Yes! I like pizza… and cupcakes and cookies annnnnd playsets and trees AND I like WHEELBARRELS!”
Me: *blink blink*
Liam: *smiling, thinking about a favored wheelbarrel I can only assume*
Me: *grabbing a napkin and jotting this shit down*
Liam: *looking at the list* “Do you think Santa could bring all [...]
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Overheard in the kitchen a mere five minutes ago:
Liam: “I have a big banana and Shea has a little banana.”
Um. Hrmm. Discuss amongst yourselves.
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As relayed to me by our mother’s helper/BOYsitter, Amy:
In the playroom
Liam: Amy, I have to go poops.
Amy: Ok go to the bathroom.
Liam: Amy. *I’m* going to go poops and *you* will have to wipe my bum.
Amy: How about I go get Mama for that?
Liam: Ok. Well *I* will go poops and *Mama* will wipe my [...]
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So as not to let things get TOO serious around here…
This morning after breakfast, Liam declares, “Mom, I don’t care much for Seamus. Can we return him? Can we get a different Seamus?”
Brotherly love… it WARMS the heart.
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