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In the car:
“Mama. You have to leave birds and bunnies alone, right? Cause squirrels are WILD ANIMALS. Right? And they can BITE YOU.”
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For those critics (of course not anyone that I know SPECIFICALLY) that say stay-at-home-mothers eat bon bons all day I would like to record how many times I hear the following from Liam:
“Mama it’s BUM time.”
(which has only recently changed from the more polite version - “Mama can you come WIPE MY BUM?”
“Mama it’s NOSE time.”
“Mama I [...]
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Me: “Mmm I like pizza. Do you, Liam?”
Liam: “Yes! I like pizza… and cupcakes and cookies annnnnd playsets and trees AND I like WHEELBARRELS!”
Me: *blink blink*
Liam: *smiling, thinking about a favored wheelbarrel I can only assume*
Me: *grabbing a napkin and jotting this shit down*
Liam: *looking at the list* “Do you think Santa could bring all [...]
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Not much better than hearing your 3.5 year old walking around the house singing to himself:
“I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train…”
And the 11 month old accompanies, in true Oz style, “AHHHHH! AIIIIIIIIII! AHHHHHHH!!!”
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As we are driving:
Liam: I like to scratch my head.
Me: *alarmed* Is your head very itchy?! *looking in rearview*
Liam: NOoooo.. I just like the way it feels.
Me: Oooooh kay
Liam: I take care of my hair. I rub it and sometimes I pat it like this.
Me: That’s great, buddy. You have beautiful hair.
Liam: I know
Me: …
Liam: I [...]
Filed under: Liam, Mouths of Babes, The Charmer | 3 Comments »
